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wank-r:

omg babe

amoebalanding:

Michael Fassbender 

The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures

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ceesquatch:

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

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IMPORTANT PSA

crunchbuttsteak:

"BLUE BALLS" ARE NOT AN ACTUAL THING.

A BONER IS NOT A MEDICAL CONDITION.

IF A DUDE TRIES TO GUILT TRIP YOU ABOUT GIVING HIM BLUE BALLS, TELL HIM TO GO FUCK HIMSELF.

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sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

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steampoweredcupcake:

nakedtrenchcoatbaby:

twerksfortots:

osamah:

why does snoop dogg smile like he knows something you don’t 

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he’s been snoopin’ around

get out

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

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The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

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ask-fem-sweden-birgitta:

whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY

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Zoe Saldana at the 85th Annual Academy Awards

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